i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
- elementary school: I went to bed at 10
- everyone: omg thats so cool
- middle school: I went to bed at 10
- everyone: wow loser
- high school: I went to bed at 10
- everyone: omg luckyyyy
- college: I went to bed at 10
- everyone: is that even possible
Mom: Kane? Like Evander Kane? I thought he played for the Jets?
datsyuk knows a thing or two about social media. first, he teased us with ‘big day tomorrow’ last night, then the rumors started coming in, and he posted a pic of him fishing like lol jk i’m just spending the day with my daughter, and then okay yes i signed a 3 year extension